You Make Me Feel Like a Pudgy, Naked, Winged Child has Shot an Arrow Into My Chest Cavity

Considering the fact that we're all linking to e-card sites on Valenties day, I'd be remiss if I didn't include one of my all-time favorites, Someecards. We've given them love on this site before -- but it's holiday's like this when you really get to see their particular genius in action.

Happy V-Day, everyone!