7.06.2007

The Friday Smile -- Everyone's Having Group Sex But Me Edition

It's the end of a short 4th of July week here at the HRTOTM home office, and it appears I'm the only one working with a firewall. What's this country coming to when a man can't do a random websearch for suggestible topics while he's on the clock!?

So in retaliation, I have decided to present this week's wrap-up in the form of badly drawn innuendo and double entendres. Because everyone knows the next best thing to a bunch of ladybugs going at it on your head is the chance to wax your vampire peacock poetic all night long.

  • Say baby, how'd you like 15 Seconds of Pure Perfection?
  • Lets go to my place and fold your minivan seats down!
  • And of course, everybodys favorite dirty joke:
  • Q: What's green and smells like bacon?
        A: Kermit's Crotch.
  • Now keep it down in there, some of us are trying to sleep!

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