Luckily, someone else feels the same way as I do -- and has come up with this brilliant little game wherein your mission is simple.
Kill Broccoli.Use your asparagus spaceship (what else are you gonna use asparagus for?) to navigate around and mercilessly kill the side dish of pain with extreme prejudice. There are some other goals (collect vitamins, something or other) involved, but I was far too busy feeding my broccoli bloodlust to care.Kill it all, and let God sort it out.
Click the link, join me in my quest, and maybe someday our long national nightmare can end.