We've all seen it. We've all wondered what the deal is. We've all come up with our own weak attempts at a justification"He must be really rich"But none of these offerings give you the explanation that you really want.
"She must be really stupid."
"Girls always go for the jerks"
"Scientology is a hell of a drug"
Unfortunately, this site doesn't help either, instead providing readers with photo captions that feel a lot like sharing a cab with a group of people who are so engrossed in their own conversation they don't have the time to explain it to anyone else.That being said -- the photos are gold.
An equally unhelpful FAQ page is provided by the siteowner -- offering answers to all of your important douchbag-related inquiries, like this one:
Q: What inspired you to create this site?
A: Your moms...Douchebag
2 comments:
As far as I can tell, about all it takes for this guy to decide you're a DB is that you are:
A- Male
B- Not him
C- Appearing in a photograph with attractive women.
I mean, most of the guys on there do indeed look like serious asshats, but there are enough who just look like normal guys to make me thing the site has a lot more to do with this guy's voyeuristic tendencies than anything else.
Also, what's with the nigh-unintelligible captions? I almost feel like they're computer generated, even though I know it's simply more evidence that our education system is failing.
I need to work on C).
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