Your Business Card is Crap

Joel Bauer is an author, a mentor...

... an infotainer.

He can teach you to make ridiculous amounts of money in a tiny amount of time. The description of one of his two-hour courses suggests that he can teach you to make $100,000 in 90 minutes.

Not mentioned is why Mr. Bauer would spend 120 minutes teaching if he could make $100K in 90 minutes. That's all part of the mystery, I guess.

Below, he berates you for having a crappy business card. Before you click play, you should know that Joel Bauer is completely serious.

I'm not sure why I'm so fascinated by this. Maybe it's that I've met guys like Joel, and been sad for them. I think maybe I feel like it's a kind of public service announcement. If you go through your life believing something ridiculous like "life isn't about being liked, it's about being effective", take a moment to look outside your wacky world in which your sheer chutzpah and willingness to say ridiculous things keeps people from telling you how much of a nutter you really are.

Don't be a Joel.


Hex said...

Jeez, where's Patrick Bateman when you need him?


Werdna said...

If it's not Scottish, it's CRAP!!

ridiculous. ridiculous talk, hair, business.

The Kaiser said...

I feel like he's abut to accuse me of being glib.

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