The Web Economy Bullshit Generator

A little dated perhaps, but still a good way to help cool off if you have to deal with crap from coworkers and supervisors who tend to load up on corporate weaselspeak to help absolve themselves of any sort of insulting qualities that their statements might carry.

All you have to do is push the button and you'll be presented with an easy-to-use yet utterly meaningless business statement that will help you think out of the box with the kind of customized cutting edge paradigm shifting descriptors that make all the executives swoon.

Also might make for some funny pick-up lines when you think about it.

Regardless, it's a fun little time waster that will help you repurpose your end-to-end convergence so you can optimize cross-media architectures and extend your strategic markets.

Huzzah.