The NSFW Sunday True Hollywood Story

Tinseltown's a tough place. One minute you're the star of one of the biggest movies of the 1980's -- selling millions at the box office, making superstars out of your supporting cast, and spawning a franchise that raked in fans again, again and again.

But fame only lasts so long, doesn't it?

What do you do when your agent stops calling? What do you do when you've become a cliche, and even the people who's careers you've helped create have moved on to other, supposedly more legitimate careers (like politics)?

There are lots of choices you could make -- some better than others.

..Or at least that the lesson one of Hollywood's former greats learned the hard way when times got tough and he needed to make some quick cash.

Mama, don't let your babies grow up to be Skynet.