Swine Flu is an Asshole

Swine flu gives out toothbrushes to trick or treaters.

Swine flu can’t seat you until your entire party has arrived.

Swine flu calls it "EVOO."

Swine flu reminds you that it’s not the heat, it’s the humidity.

Swine flu joined LinkedIn and emailed everyone in its contact list to join. Twice.

Swine flu was faking it.

..and many, many more.

1 comment:

Satorical said...

Sooooooo goooooood.

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