Clublife is a fairly long-running blog written by a NY bouncer. Lately he's started posting Onionesque dispatches about the louts and would-be Scarfaces he escorts when needed--sometimes to a VIP section, but more often to the street, sometimes by the throat.

My current fave is about gelled-hair 'roid freaks who smear Preparation H on their chests before going out "cause it makes me look fuckin' ripped."

The story is so good I wish it was true.

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