3.24.2007

Was the Death Star Attack an Inside Job?

Finally, something to break up the all-day coverage of what was in Queen Amidala's refrigerator on the day the police found her body. There is such a thing as too much news, you know.

Instead we offer real hard hitting questions, like: Why has there not been an investigation into allegations that Darth Vader, the second-ranking member of the Imperial Government, is in fact the father of the pilot who allegedly destroyed the Death Star?

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