How to Tell an Octopus From a Dolphin

Favorite food: Dolphins subsist on the sustaining power of pure love.
Octopus' Favorite food: Your face.

These and other important octopus/dolphin related facts are only the tip of the iceberg of information available from Octopustruth.com.

Perhaps the most disturbing is their revelation of the fabled "Urban" octopus -- which is apparently capable of entering homes through standard kitchen pipes -- after which they eat the stuff in your fridge, envelop your puppies, and drink your milk.

Game over man... Game over!