10.22.2007

Dane Cook's Disease

"Dane Cook's Disease, often referred to as "DCD," is a progressive neurodegenerative disease that affects the central nervous system. Those afflicted typically suffer from uncontrollable muscle spasms, wildly exaggerated movements, and the need to relay long-winded stories with no punch line, yet still expect to receive a hearty laugh."
Tragic explanation for the behaviors one of pop cultures most overplayed douchebags. Won't you please help?
The video footage gets a bit NSFW at times, but it's funnier than Dane Cook.

2 comments:

Satorical said...

Here's my Netflix review of Cook's "Tourgasm" DVD. I haven't seen it, yet 7 out of 10 people have found this helpful.


Every time you laugh at a Dane Cook joke, God kills a puppy. Seriously, Cook may be an ambitious marketer, but he's patently not funny. Example, his MySpace friends were encouraged to print out and *wear* buttons that said "Badassador of Tourgasm." Who would wear something like that?

Tom Serafini, Actor to the Stars! said...

I promise if I ever make it I will ask no such thing. Really. I may ask that you wear buttons that read;

Tom Serafini: So cool, he's the answer to global warming.

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