Your Toupee Sucks

They all do, but not since Michael Berryman in the Motley Crue video for "Smokin' in the Boys' Room" has there been one so very, very bad.

There will come a day when I just shave my head. No shame, just hair-b-gone, 'cause every alternative is ridiculous, as in "worthy of ridicule."

Same thing for combovers, except for maybe this guy, who has his own thing going on.

Oh, and BadToupee.com is inexplicably available. Get going, you dotcom entrepreneurial types.


Hex said...

Not that Stoney Curtis doesn't deserve his props for this, but doing a toupee post without even at least mentioning the Shat?


Hex said...

Also, this.

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