6.20.2010

With Sam B., It's a Guarantee

Sample from I Know I Am, But What Are You, by The Daily Show's Samantha Bee: "Are you seriously expecting me to jump off this bridge and restrain an erect dolphin?"

One more, describing the type of call she had to make to 90 year-old patients when she worked at a doctor's office that specialized in ED:

"Hello, Mr. Jacobsen, it's Samantha from the men's clinic."
"HEL-LO?"
"It's SAMANTHA. From the MEN'S CLINIC."
"WHAT IS THIS?"
"SAMANTHA!!!! MEN'S CLINIC."
"WHA-A-AT?"
"CLI-NIC!!!! PENIS CLINIC!!!! YOUR PENIS!!!!"
"APPLE?!"


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