Michael Buble Being Stalked By A Velociraptor

Just in case you're worried that we might be taking the site in some sort of different direction -- The raptor's name may or may not be Ben Folds.

Ladies and Gentlemen... Once Again... Not Ben Folds

If he keeps makin' em, I'll keep postin' em.

So Yes, This Is Ben Folds

Who remains awesome.

NSFW 'cause of dirty words.

Mimi

It's longish, and it has some strange noises, but it's otherwise safe for work...

... and lovely.

Best New Punk Song in a Long Time

No, This is Not Ben Folds

But he's still pretty awesome.

What if The Golden Girls Were The Wu-Tang Clan?

Great stuff (as usual) from Uproxx -- this time examining the age old question, "If the Golden Girls were actually the Wu-Tang clan, which one would Blanche be?"

Here's the scorecard:

• Dorothy Zbornak as RZA
• Blanche Devereaux as Method Man
• Rose Nylund as GZA
• Sophia Petrillo as Ol’ Dirty Bastard

Bring the pain, indeed.

The Code Organ

This is kinda cool -- type in the URL to your favorite website (I suggest using http://highlyrecommended.blogspot.com/), hit the button -- and a synthesizer program will translate it into music. Synthy-poppy music.

I can't wait until I'm at a more SFW location so I can start feeding some pr0n addresses into this. I can only imagine what those will sound like ;)