tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-127474072024-03-07T06:04:07.833-08:00Highly Recommended Thing Of The MomentFor best results, click the post title.Satoricalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06461718124743477269noreply@blogger.comBlogger1422125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12747407.post-55050521411640231482012-02-25T10:01:00.004-08:002012-02-25T10:10:04.731-08:00Bassnectar vs. Pixies<div style="font-family: Georgia, serif; font-size: 100%; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; "><span style="font-size: 100%; ">There's a lot of godawful dubstep (I'm looking at you and your Grammys, Skrillex). Hex nailed it: the guy's songwriting sucks. Some dubstep works in parts and then turns <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXsPJMaPWkw">super-irritating</a> (go to 1:28) at the drops.</span></div><div style="font-family: Georgia, serif; font-size: 100%; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; "><span style="font-size: 100%; "><br /></span></div><div style="font-family: Georgia, serif; font-size: 100%; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; "><span style="font-size: 100%; ">Here's a piece I think works on all fronts. I'm seeing Bassnectar in a week and look forward to being the oldest person in the crowd.</span></div><div style="font-family: Georgia, serif; font-size: 100%; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; "><span style="font-size: 100%; "><br /></span></div><div><span><object height="81" width="100%"><param name="movie" value="https://player.soundcloud.com/player.swf?url=http%3A%2F%2Fapi.soundcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F10037796&g=1"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed allowscriptaccess="always" height="81" src="https://player.soundcloud.com/player.swf?url=http%3A%2F%2Fapi.soundcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F10037796&g=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="100%"></embed></object><span><a href="http://soundcloud.com/gypsysphere/bassnectar-where-is-my-mind">Bassnectar - Where Is My Mind Remix</a> by <a href="http://soundcloud.com/gypsysphere">gypsysphere</a></span></span></div>Satoricalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06461718124743477269noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12747407.post-91570129049087272122011-12-10T23:30:00.000-08:002011-12-10T23:39:15.806-08:00Clifford The Big Pink DogGo <a href="http://www.louisck.com/">here</a>, spend $5, watch the show. Because, as with <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2wGvFa_gIA">Ace of Bass</a>, you can never give Louis C.K. too much money, no matter what you do.<br /><br /><iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/FzHzlMneaeQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe>Satoricalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06461718124743477269noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12747407.post-76770045850143085372011-06-15T12:30:00.000-07:002011-06-15T12:33:22.871-07:00Two minutes of wonder<div>Amazing piece of animation made from NASA pictures. Also, thanks Trent Reznor, for releasing Ghosts under a Creative Commons license. Your music works well here.</div><div><br /></div><iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/24410924?title=0&byline=0&portrait=0&color=000" width="400" height="225" frameborder="0"></iframe><p><a href="http://vimeo.com/24410924">CASSINI MISSION</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/cabbas">Chris Abbas</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com">Vimeo</a>.</p>Satoricalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06461718124743477269noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12747407.post-21874570470471472882011-06-02T08:09:00.000-07:002011-06-02T08:17:47.774-07:00Management Tips From A Master<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh1Vq-4MBL0pmY8SeqEG_IHdr-xGENFs5Yw2DQEmSQHiIK7AUSg3A7t7DkNNa2QqSmYDgvjmVBAclWuhDXyL_W9OeuSNKfWd-hCsB8CpGurpwSfkBEt-KzfrqtKjCRE8ttYvylp/s1600/180655_198207356857046_165734163437699_845467_8347037_n.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 258px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh1Vq-4MBL0pmY8SeqEG_IHdr-xGENFs5Yw2DQEmSQHiIK7AUSg3A7t7DkNNa2QqSmYDgvjmVBAclWuhDXyL_W9OeuSNKfWd-hCsB8CpGurpwSfkBEt-KzfrqtKjCRE8ttYvylp/s400/180655_198207356857046_165734163437699_845467_8347037_n.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5613641766234856082" /></a><br /><div><br /></div><div>Tina Fey on staying skinny during her <i>Saturday Night Live</i> years:</div><div><br /></div>"I regularly ate health food cookies so disgusting that when I enthusiastically gave one to Rachel Dratch she drew a picture of a rabbit and broke the cookie into a trail of tiny pieces coming out of the rabbit's butt."<div><br /></div><div>More in <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Bossypants-Tina-Fey/dp/0316056863"><i>Bossypants</i></a>.<br /><div><br /></div><div><br /></div></div>Satoricalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06461718124743477269noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12747407.post-58260140383589525222011-05-20T10:43:00.000-07:002011-05-20T10:46:04.967-07:00Wu-Tang Clan Kung Fu Movie Samples<object width="550" height="300"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/3zXxKyTTxl8&rel=0&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&version=3"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/3zXxKyTTxl8&rel=0&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&version=3" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="580" height="330"></embed></object><br /><br />Ten minutes of your time is a pretty big investment, but this is supremely worth it.Hexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08075361498418228218noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12747407.post-35948324410650519222011-04-17T09:30:00.000-07:002011-04-17T09:36:25.195-07:00Why Star Wars is Secretly Terrifying for WomenLong-winded, overly smug with it's own nerdiness, everybody talks too fast, yet pretty much utterly on point with the subtext it suggests to a movie trilogy that's already far over-analyzed.<br /><br /><blockquote>..Pretty much just the way we Star Wars nerds like it.</blockquote><br /><div><object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://i.dmdentertainment.com/DMVideoPlayer/player_test.swf" id="player" height="265" width="550" ><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="movie" value="http://i.dmdentertainment.com/DMVideoPlayer/player_test.swf" /><param name="flashVars" value="demand_rvdisplaymode=2&demand_iconlink=http%3A//www.cracked.com/&demand_rvthumb=http%3A%2F%2Fi-beta.crackedcdn.com%2Fphpimages%2Fimage%2F7%2F1%2F9%2F50719.jpg%3Fv%3D1&DESC=&demand_bghex=0&height=22&KEYWORDS=&TITLE=Why+%27Star+Wars%27+Is+Secretly+Terrifying+for+Women&demand_rvbg=&adPartner=Adap&demand_continuous_play=1&demand_page_url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.cracked.com%2Fvideo_18249_why-star-wars-secretly-terrifying-women.html&demand_uihex=FFD000&demand_content_id=18249&COMPANION_DIV_ID=adaptv_ad_companion_div&demand_site_id=CRCC&demand_rvpip=0&sitename=Cracked.com&comscore_c3=7290858&demand_cat=Movies+%26+TV&demand_autoplay=0&ADPTAG=GoodNeighbor&video_title=Why+%27Star+Wars%27+Is+Secretly+Terrifying+for+Women&demand_content_sourcekey=cracked.com&KEY=DemandMediacracked&skin=http%3A//i.dmdentertainment.com/DMVideoPlayer/playerskin_test.swf&demand_show_replay=true&ADAPTAG=&CATEGORIES=Movies+%26+TV&source=http%3A%2F%2Fi-beta.crackedcdn.com%2Fphpimages%2Fvideos%2F7%2F1%2F6%2F50716_608X342.flv&URL=http%3A%2F%2Fi-beta.crackedcdn.com%2Fphpimages%2Fvideos%2F7%2F1%2F6%2F50716_608X342.flv&demand_preroll=false&demand_iconurl=http%3A//i-beta.crackedcdn.com/ui/shared/images/global/icons/16X16_CRACKED_Red_C.png&ID=18252&demand_related=1&demand_preroll_source=http%3A//i-beta.crackedcdn.com/ui/shared/resources/Pre-Roll1b_cr.swf&demand_icontext=Watch%20more%20videos%20at%20Cracked.com%20America%27s%20only%20humor%20site.&v=3.0.6.f&wa_vemb=1" /></object></div>Hexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08075361498418228218noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12747407.post-32430553885451401412011-04-11T07:15:00.000-07:002011-04-11T07:24:35.556-07:00ClockbustersCool and addictive movie game. You're given three stock photos as clues and 60 seconds on the clock. Your job is to name the movie the photos are suggesting.<br /><br />Sounds easy enough -- but it can get tricky once you get into it. <br /><br />To be honest, when I started out on it it seemed a little <span style="font-style:italic;">too easy</span> for my taste, but it did stump me for a while on a few of them. Luckily you can skip over ones you get stuck on and come back to them later. <br /><br />On the downside though -- even though you can skip and come back, the game doesn't officially end until you correctly answer all the questions (or give up). This was especially bad in my case because the one it said I was getting wrong was one that I ABSOLUTELY KNEW I WAS GETTING RIGHT.<br /><br />Here's the weird part -- the game is really open-minded about spelling and grammar. If you get most of the name of a movie right it will give it to you, and if the clues are from a series or a trilogy, you can still get the question right if you just give the main title of the series and not the specific installment -- <span style="font-weight:bold;">except for this one particular question</span> where the thing turned suddenly super-anal about how you type the words in, which was really frustrating until I figured it out. <br /><br />Even with 50 questions and that one particular quirk it's a very quick and fun time-waster, and the kind of test that a movie nerd can't resist.<br /><br />I aced it (..eventually) -- which isn't really that big of a deal, since that's the way the way the game is designed, but I got really stuck on about 3 of them (not counting the typo one).<br /><br />How did you do?Hexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08075361498418228218noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12747407.post-57426451676390325372011-04-07T08:07:00.000-07:002011-04-07T08:23:10.914-07:00How Did This Get Made?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.earwolf.com/show/how-did-get-made" target ="_blank"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 241px; height: 319px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjXhF2K4CMr5xL2zK8pNlzy8cjL-ENQR-I6rVRZ_-kOtkDal-xczs9mbC5S8FO4-HHvOEkfjPoHfExHvQW8cXCtS6iqKNdVF7y_8TSiCzHDAowma1UZndz6CFZUROP-bDnvjyGS/s400/how+did+this+get+made.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5592859793521609538" /></a>If you're a movie nerd (as I know many of the staff here at HRTOTM are) you really need to check this podcast out. More than just bagging on bad movies -- which has been done to death, this podcast takes a film that's conceptually so bad that all you can do when you see the poster or the trailer is wonder "How Did This Get Made" and tries to make sense of the studio/celebrity thought process that led to such a disastrous piece of crap not only getting made but then getting marketed and released to the public.<br /><br />We're talking films like <span style="font-style:italic;">All About Steve</span>, <span style="font-style:italic;">The Last Airbender,</span> and <span style="font-style:italic;">Burlesque</span>, and they try to make sense of the plots, which are invariably <span style="font-weight:bold;">100 times more insane</span> than you'd <span style="font-style:italic;">ever </span>expect them to be.<br /><br />Comedian Paul Scheer and his team are basically just starting out, so there's only like 5-6 episodes to listen to so far, but it's absolutely hilarious and worth your time. <br /><br /><blockquote>Enjoy!</blockquote>Hexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08075361498418228218noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12747407.post-73628126182716840982011-03-16T15:06:00.000-07:002011-03-16T15:10:54.959-07:00A Paean to Pubes<div>Or perhaps more of a pondering. <a href="http://www.deathmag.com/mag/index.php">Go to page seven</a>.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>Satoricalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06461718124743477269noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12747407.post-19206145380701022392011-03-15T10:27:00.000-07:002011-03-15T10:29:23.769-07:00Bit o' TMDR<div>Thomas Morgan Dolby Robertson, that is.</div><div><br /></div><iframe title="YouTube video player" width="640" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/5SuZMwe-XRc" frameborder="0"></iframe>Satoricalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06461718124743477269noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12747407.post-15477694757540606522011-03-08T10:14:00.000-08:002011-03-08T10:18:57.303-08:00Being PreparedOn March 19th, you can get free training in CPR and first aid from the American Red Cross. Be the person who knows what to do in an emergency. Find out where your closest class will be <a href="http://www.redcross.org/savealife">here</a>.Satoricalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06461718124743477269noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12747407.post-26973793906962724382011-03-06T09:03:00.000-08:002011-03-06T09:08:47.265-08:00Goodnight DuneIf awesome had a bedtime story, this would be it.<br /><br /><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 325px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj5oICfyyUIavFkGhHsTDW71wUg91yRISv2287Jt0D0pM7g1W_tZQAtym7Q5rlC-PfoqeUy1tH7WMhVq1cysOXKA45NRigKHkDTfSIzFiTxjTf2DRomgyNQnijhlQ77aLZnAEb3/s400/goodnightdune.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5581014669494173778" /><br /><small> -- Mad love to Shaina for the link. (Or in the immortal words of Feyd: I will credit her!!)</small>Hexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08075361498418228218noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12747407.post-32292075592511275972011-03-02T07:46:00.000-08:002011-03-02T07:53:32.544-08:00Odd FutureOdd Future aka OFWGKTA aka Odd Future Wolf Gang Kill Them All<br /><br /><a href="http://oddfuture.tumblr.com/">Odd Future Wolf Gang Kill Them All</a> <br /><br />A Young hiphop crew from LA. They remind me of the DIY punk ethic.<br /><br />The odd future video that went viral: <a href="http://oddfuture.com/">Yonkers at the odd future website</a>Werdnahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03108114219067427750noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12747407.post-5391752382404628392011-02-25T09:52:00.000-08:002011-02-25T09:54:02.542-08:00Charlie Sheen or Muammar Qaddafi?Much more difficult than you might have ever expected a tongue-in-cheek quiz to be. <br /><br /><blockquote></blockquote>Hexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08075361498418228218noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12747407.post-65698779039588826992011-02-21T12:07:00.000-08:002011-02-21T12:09:37.201-08:00Nrrrd Girl You Don't Deserve MeWho's the A-hole that forgot to tell everybody about this until AFTER valentines day!?<br /><br /><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 520px; height: 347px;" src="http://urlybits.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Han-Solo-Chocolate-Bacon.jpg" border="0" alt="" /><br /><br /><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 520px; height: 374px;" src="http://urlybits.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Han-Solo-Chocolate-Bacon2.jpg" border="0" alt="" /><br />For those of you who might not have completely comprehended the awesomeness, this is bacon wrapped in chocolate sculpted to look like Han Solo encased in Carbonite.<br /><br />(this is the part where the opening chords to "Tom Sawyer" play at full volume).Hexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08075361498418228218noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12747407.post-36554756082220062102011-02-17T08:04:00.000-08:002011-02-17T15:20:33.774-08:00Map of Metal! Electronic Music Map! Maps of music.You know you love metal. If you are a metalhead, you probably have genres and sub-genres you like. If you are a little more casual, then you probably like visual kei or classic rock or some related genre of metal. But I'm positive, just like there is someone out there that is right for you, there is a metal song that is right for you.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.mapofmetal.com/#/home">Map of Heavy Metal (flash required)</a> <br /><br /><br />This will help you figure out what you like, what is related, maybe help you find something else that you like. And it will burn up a chunk of your day exploring. Use the minimap to move the big map around. Click on a genre and in many genres you can listen to a little sample.<br /><br />Found one that does Techno music:<br /><a href="http://techno.org/electronic-music-guide/"><br />Electronic Music Map</a><br /><br />Not as polished, but just as fun! I also think everyone loves Electronic music.Werdnahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03108114219067427750noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12747407.post-49100648495488054752011-02-14T18:56:00.000-08:002011-02-14T19:27:02.009-08:00Back to Their Future Photos<div>This KICK ASS <a href="http://irinawerning.com/back-to-the-fut/back-to-the-future/">series of photos</a> recreates scenes from participant's past with the people as they are now. What an awesome idea!! Makes me kinda want to recreate this one of myself... But where would I find all that wood paneling and that awesome Micky Mouse record player?? Oh well - at least I know how to use Photoshop...</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjmA0UZQXcWzXFVRnCW72DnpheHXvph4uVPk3lUR9_x5r0VhoGu9Nz9uY6IPipwcRBzAVLpHRWqwCyjCMXJPw9cubVFfn0oiLRtOiQf84ncm6eYJzhWCJ2pemFxk5pU2tHhyphenhyphennus/s1600/Bday_oldnew.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 290px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjmA0UZQXcWzXFVRnCW72DnpheHXvph4uVPk3lUR9_x5r0VhoGu9Nz9uY6IPipwcRBzAVLpHRWqwCyjCMXJPw9cubVFfn0oiLRtOiQf84ncm6eYJzhWCJ2pemFxk5pU2tHhyphenhyphennus/s400/Bday_oldnew.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5573752532219409778" /></a>Clicking Girlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10583542368435066010noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12747407.post-51312877027111000532011-02-02T12:44:00.000-08:002011-02-02T12:51:26.068-08:00Everything is a RemixThis is fantastic. <br /><br /><iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/19447662" width="400" height="225" frameborder="0"></iframe><p><a href="http://vimeo.com/19447662">Everything is a Remix Part 2</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/kirbyferguson">Kirby Ferguson</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com">Vimeo</a>.</p><blockquote>P.S. -- Stick around after the credits, there's some very cool bonus stuff hiding there around the 7:03 mark. </blockquote><br /><br /><blockquote> </blockquote>Hexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08075361498418228218noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12747407.post-44256413807849409872011-01-26T07:07:00.000-08:002011-01-26T07:10:49.467-08:00RADTASTICNESS!<iframe title="YouTube video player" class="youtube-player" type="text/html" width="640" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/svOlz2ei4Yk" frameborder="0"></iframe><div><br /></div><div>From Enthiran, the most expensive movie ever made in India. I can only hope it has a dance sequence, too.</div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" ><i>Again, life would be empty without <a href="http://www.cartoonbrew.com/">Cartoon Brew</a>.</i></span></div>Satoricalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06461718124743477269noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12747407.post-54279965050900185582011-01-26T00:29:00.000-08:002011-01-26T00:37:03.288-08:00Expanding Your Horizons<iframe title="YouTube video player" class="youtube-player" type="text/html" width="640" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/_XpvlrOcEcM" frameborder="0"></iframe><div><br /></div><div>Koji Yamamura. New to me. Old to anyone who's been paying attention. This is some of his latest stuff, but dig in and watch a few of his earlier shorts, too. He's made decades' worth of <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RE-BnySkNOI">fantastic</a>, charming, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuM8xHQSUEM">thought-provoking</a> animation. </div>Satoricalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06461718124743477269noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12747407.post-57293801631011351242011-01-24T16:19:00.000-08:002011-01-24T16:30:54.168-08:00Products for the Passive-Aggressive<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgMnqRkmY_hH6O_KhpFjD-67rsS_qSPC_LimBCgrNh_sgcd3ADQriWNFKbOvjP-jtThkKtrAD6teq38lHAzKbNPMRIjcqv2y6qagOi_X4SHMdaJetiCFl2jy4FZVGOTWZnbrD5v/s1600/f4aad8b67b5b4ba59ba7fdcfcae1e341.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 271px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgMnqRkmY_hH6O_KhpFjD-67rsS_qSPC_LimBCgrNh_sgcd3ADQriWNFKbOvjP-jtThkKtrAD6teq38lHAzKbNPMRIjcqv2y6qagOi_X4SHMdaJetiCFl2jy4FZVGOTWZnbrD5v/s400/f4aad8b67b5b4ba59ba7fdcfcae1e341.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5565911834814599298" /></a>Coupla things:<div><br /></div><div>1) This is the type of idea that makes for soul-deadening conversation in cubicleland lunchrooms ("Betty's always stealing a bite from my ice cream. I should have a lock on it!"). It's a completely different thing to have actually made and sold.</div><div>2) This type of shit would be grounds for divorce. </div><div>3) The carton is made of paper, so if I want your fucking ice cream, it's mine. Fuck you.</div><div>4) In fact, someone meaner than me would stomp the carton open and put it back in the freezer, lock and all. Here's your ice cream, asshole. Oh, and: nice lock.</div>Satoricalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06461718124743477269noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12747407.post-29073837269215181812010-12-22T10:23:00.000-08:002010-12-22T10:31:16.684-08:00My Blackberry doesn't work either<object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/kAG39jKi0lI?fs=1&hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/kAG39jKi0lI?fs=1&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object><br /><br /><br />For anyone who has pain from their blackberry. Kind of a simple sketch, everyone has thought of the jokes, but the execution from an 80 year old comic pro and an almost cracking up straight man on the BBC has an ineffable quality of comedy.<br /><br />excerpt from the BBC comedy, The One Ronnie.Werdnahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03108114219067427750noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12747407.post-75361079699796888442010-12-17T12:31:00.000-08:002010-12-17T12:35:48.797-08:00Putting Your Finger On It<div>It's funny 'cause it's true.</div><div><br /></div><object id="flashObj" width="480" height="270" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=9,0,47,0"><param name="movie" value="http://c.brightcove.com/services/viewer/federated_f9?isVid=1&isUI=1"><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"><param name="flashVars" value="videoId=704689241001&linkBaseURL=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ifc.com%2Fvideos%2Fportlandia-portland-dream-of-the-90s.php&playerID=88218671001&playerKey=AQ~~,AAAAAAAn_zM~,B6LaFUvNnt2RhwK5cjOvZ4hHQyd5XXC9&domain=embed&dynamicStreaming=true"><param name="base" value="http://admin.brightcove.com"><param name="seamlesstabbing" value="false"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="swLiveConnect" value="true"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://c.brightcove.com/services/viewer/federated_f9?isVid=1&isUI=1" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" flashvars="videoId=704689241001&linkBaseURL=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ifc.com%2Fvideos%2Fportlandia-portland-dream-of-the-90s.php&playerID=88218671001&playerKey=AQ~~,AAAAAAAn_zM~,B6LaFUvNnt2RhwK5cjOvZ4hHQyd5XXC9&domain=embed&dynamicStreaming=true" base="http://admin.brightcove.com" name="flashObj" width="480" height="270" seamlesstabbing="false" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" swliveconnect="true" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash"></embed></object>Satoricalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06461718124743477269noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12747407.post-845472975608125122010-12-03T06:32:00.000-08:002010-12-03T06:38:38.635-08:00Getting It Really Right<div>Clicking Girl and I love Craig Ferguson. I love Doctor Who. Therefore this weird-ass opening to Ferguson's show with Matt Smith as guest is a glorious tower of win. Extra bonus points for using Orbital's version of the theme music.</div><div><br /></div><object width="640" height="390"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/M9P4SxtphJ4&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&version=3"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/M9P4SxtphJ4&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&version=3" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="640" height="390"></embed></object>Satoricalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06461718124743477269noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12747407.post-66593442220584960542010-12-01T18:18:00.000-08:002010-12-01T22:23:02.957-08:00Something for EverybodyDespite being a rabid Devo fan, I only recently got their new release <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Something-For-Everybody-Deluxe/dp/B003PWJS9Y/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1291257863&sr=8-2">Something for Everybody</a>--their first in 20 years. The band continues to kill. See them <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUcohLkFKuU&feature=player_embedded">live</a> if you can. Meanwhile, check out <a href="http://www.youclubvideo.com/audio/111798/devo-human-rocket">Human Rocket</a>.Satoricalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06461718124743477269noreply@blogger.com0