Little Green Men at Lynch's Irish Pub

If you've been looking for a surefire way to end up booty dancing with someone's mom (and really, who isn't?) I may have just what you need.

Granted, it's the same three white guys in wigs telling the same tired jokes they told the last time you saw them play the same 15 eighties party songs until they get too drunk from their own bar tab to actually finish a gig:

...But man, the things it does to a crowd full of loose women and drunken sailors.

Slim Goodbody

The afro is gone, but for $6 you can catch Slim on tour. At age 55, he still fits into the suit.

We will win. We want you.

Protective measures for loonballs.

Vonnegut.com

Although it's distressing to learn that KV is a big Phish fan, it's nice to know where to buy an asshole t-shirt.

Kraftwerk

Regardless of what you think of the band, the site has some nifty toys with which to play.

Allow To Infuse

Animations and minigames evoking Chris Ware. The "Instructions" game is pretty funny.

Doctor Who Radiophonatron

Make your own Doctor Who theme. It's fun, though potentially annoying.

Punk Rock Heavy Metal Karaoke

Sure, there are ringers, but also the occasional guy caught singing "Hit Me With Your Best Shot." It's great when he reaches that line about the lipstick case...

Flying Snakes

Weird.

Rev 99

Includes work by Donald O'Finn, who makes similarly twisted video shown at Freddy's in Brooklyn.

OpenX

Blister packs will never be for the arthritic, but this can help.

Kigurimix

Kigurimix are instant joy.

Otter Popstars

You will learn how to say "I am a freshwater otter" in Spanish.

Apartment

An oldie but goodie.

Th' Legendary Shack Shakers

They'll help you from your brain.